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Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

38πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


Reunion Tee Shirt Girl

A girl who is always bummy; she always wears reunion tee shirts-- either current or from years ago. Usually with the tee shirt, she will wear bad-fitting jeans (even mom-jeans look better'n the ones this girl wears). Also, he hair is never done. She is usually ugly and has no charm whatsover. She just throws on anything to cover up-- never mind the fit or the size or the gender it's made for; she might be called an offie; she'll never be called a belle-laide or jolie-laide.

Marleigh: I don't dress too dressy, yet I don't dress too bummy. I'm right in the middle. My "bummy" is never as bummy as Reunion Tee Shirt Girl.

Sue: Yeah, you'd never catch me looking like the REUNION TEE SHIRT GIRL. My bummy-ness goes as far as jeans and a v-neck, fitted tee.

Marleigh: Yeah, shoot me if I ever get like Reunion Tee Shirt Girl

by CHEE CHEE LOVES THE NORTH September 7, 2008

7πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Truth for girls/guys with butterflies

I don't think any one uses it any more. Everyone wants some Rep @ the table first! Truth is the idea/d of whose argument is greater, more powerfull and seductive now a days.
I see alot of guys/girls here trying to make an impression upon thier charactures.
This is what she/he may be thinking. "Love is the most Retorical question in life."Kg~ Thats my thought on it.
With love: Tragity'i.e.,Truths for girls/guys with the butterflies: This is just a few variations of relationship situations. Hope it helps people:)
'Unique,' I have two children I'm so proud of. They are the most beautiful inoccent parts of me. I've not seen much of the world yet, in person I've spent many years of my life helpin friends w/ odd jobs. Geek, nerd, sped, level head, that just likes to see the better side of everything wanting to be wrong. I personaly said many story's like him, to hear him get that giggle @ night. (his laugh gave me butterlies in my stomach)Didn't sleep well for yrs without hearing his voice.
I love to write about abnormal/paranormal ideas
I've seen some crazy s**t in life.

Truth for girls/guys with butterflies I've been in love since 2000,' w/ a ramdom phone call and a music lyric lists, a photo album @ his house with a matching couch. Many long talks to sleep. He listen to me sing my daughter to sleep sometimes.

this guy was gunnin' and trying everything he could say to bed me. I was at fault of the same. He never cared to know: I loved to play guitar, and saw in his eyes he was so much like me it was sureal. heart to cook wacky dinners.
What should have also been said: I'm sad that I/we cheated. Spoke not even friend worthy things. That was selfish of both of us. I/we miss the fact that a guy/girl were best friends and I/we didn't even tell him/her who u/we/I realy were. I study arctitecture, acoustic guitar, filming, sound dubbing, the sky's light dimples at night i.e. stars(explodind gasses in people create laughs too). It has been my interest since I was 12. I love to be out learning, so I understand the world and don't just have an idea about it. I hate that I wanted to kiss him. Tell him to not get in the car because he was the first man that I loved. But, in Truth, what would be the point, he said we were raised on the right side of the river but i'd be better off without him. NO I"M Not! "average" Women think, favorite color is silver, aqua, blue, lilac. My favorite smell is that of the stargazer lilly, fresh magnolia, next to lemongrass. Any othr truths or questions should be at a table with juice, coffee, tea, or spirits.

by Dn'tpubthisDef..lethimr33d December 8, 2009

8πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


The new girl next door

The millenial edition of the girl next door. She is the new girl who moved in right after the girl next door got married and moved out to start a family. All-American at heart just like the former girl, the new girl is still single, wants to carry on the the former's traditional values and feminine charm but she's bombarded by a feminist culture that tries to align her with her career instead of her deepset desire to get married and have a family. Men admire her virtues but she has yet to find one worthy of her affections. Her family lives in another state so she makes friends with the local establishments--they become her family. Perhaps she's traveled to several countries, been in a strong hold career or has held many different odd jobs. She is an accomplished individual doing things she didn't know were possible but God gave her the strength to achieve the changes she wanted to see in the world and in herself.

Did you meet the new girl next door? She is just like the old one but she's totally renovated the house and seems to have gotten out into the world and experienced new things!

by whitney7forever March 6, 2017

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Girls Gotta Eat

Woman’s podcast on sex, dating and relationships

GGE podcast Girls gotta eat

by Girls Gotta Eat April 23, 2021

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


hit or miss girl

Kat

Timmy : Ain't that the hit or miss girl?
Guy : Oh yeah Nyannyancosplay

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Diapper Boy/Girl

One who is percieved as a dirty diapper person in the correct context.

Hey diapes that was hella dank newb. You're a clown diapper boy/girl.

by Newb Pwnr November 24, 2007

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž