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When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.
I can't have sex tonight hun, I have matchdick syndrome. Can you kiss it to make ot feel better?
A state of mind sometimes found in academics and intellectuals who become so wrapped up in their intelligence and their studies (their "Ivory Tower") that they become disconnected from the rest of the world. Often produces attributes that make for unpleasant social interactions, ranging from severe shyness and introversion to arrogance, haughtiness, and pride.
Dr. So-And-So used to be such a great person until they started working in academia. Then they started losing touch with the world around them and developed a severe case of Ivory Tower Syndrome, and now they think everyone with an IQ less than 120 is an "ignoramus."
A fictional character who’s height started out normal at the beginning of it’s creation but gradually gets taller and taller with no end to the increasing height despite constant reassurance that the new height will be the last.
Usually scrawny as well, and eerie.
“My character started out as a small lad, but I ended up giving them Bane Syndrome and now they’re over 9 feet tall.”
someone who has the uncontrolable urge to eat sweet corn and pringles.
this nigga got ole barfenson syndrome
When a person (usually a gamer) does things they don't mean to do because they accidentally press all the wrong buttons, usually due to stress or simply having huge fingers. Can cause lots of rage depending on what accidentally occurs and when.
My mate has lobster claw syndrome and it sometimes seems like he's button mashing.
BAB(basic ass bitch) syndrome is a terminal illness that has many symtoms, including but not limited to:
loving pumkin spice everything, overusing the word like, being obsessed with drama, having a low intelegence, being named tiffany or jessica, and reading urban dictionary definitions
"ugh its jessica agien, she has BAB syndrome
A term used to describe a state of anxiety created when donuts are placed to closely in a container, leading to sweating and icing loss.
Meijer's sweaty donuts are known to suffer from overcrowding and in some cases Stockhole Syndrome.