A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood
This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.
To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
Prounouns for people
who feel the need to sukmadic
My prounouns are balls/ballself
a sticky old ball that sticks all over your damn hands
sir one: "I touched this STICKY BALL, and it's sticky jizz-like fluid got all over my hand."
sir two: "fuck.. .me too :("
To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.
Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.
ANOTHER scented con game ALSO revolving around fucking people in the ass, hanging out, but this time sending people to Ohio.
M: "Have you seen Project Balls? it's another one of Project B's servers. That one game Brad was talking about."
Erico: "Another??? seriously???"
National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"