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When someone has a sexual arrousal to turtles.
“I want to shove my dick inside a turtle, I think I have a turtle fetish”
The individual responsible for extracting the boofed object; a correctional officer
Upon arriving to the correctional facility for a conjugal visit , I was subjected to a cavity search by a turtle farmer.
the last drink of your beer that turns too warm to drink that you pour out
Dude I had to drink turtle piss because I didn’t want to look like a bitch not finishing my beer
Something awkward or unfortunately true, normally referring to something dirty.
Mary: I just had to pick up my medication.
John: Oh, for your herpes?
Mary: Yeah; turtle true.
1 A chocolate treat made with pecan and caramel, shaped to resemble a turtle.
2 When someone who has eaten lots of nuts lays a log, which has lots of half-digested nuts in it. Can include peanuts, pecans, almonds and more. Then the nuts are picked out of the turd and eaten.
1 Where are the chocolate turtles, where are they (from office)
2 Yesterday I ate lots of peanuts so when I went number-2 I picked out all the peanuts. Chocolate turtle. Delicious!
When a guy eats a spicy food and then picks your 🍑
Man I didn’t know I was gonna get a roasted turtle last night.. that burnt my bum