police car

1. A car driven by farmyard animals, mainly pigs.

2. Something that most black people spend half their life in the back of.

3. Something the almighty Tree Frog commands


oh right...and apparently is a vehicle used by something called a.....police.....man.......i aint too sure about that though.

AHAHAHA HELLO!!!!! MY NAME IS JAMAL!!!! AND ON MY PASSPORT MY PERMINANT ADRESS IS THE BACK SEAT OF POLICE CAR 22093!!! AHAH AI CANT WALK DOWN THE STREET WITHOUT MY DRIVERS OFFICER McKAY AND OFFICER LEROY COMING TO PICK ME UP!!!! AHAHAH I LOVE MY POLI.......*gets killed in drive by*

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Car Wash

A Car Wash is giving a girl anal sex then having her perform oral sex so you can follow up with vaginal sex.

After banging Lezli in the ass I had her go down on me so I could bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.

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Car Engine

Your penis

Did you see my boyfriends car engine?
Yeah, it went so far in!

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race car

a sexual act were 2 couples act in a sexual race betwen eachother ,the to man will place the penis into the womans asshole. she will then get on her feet and hands and the two pairs will race around the room to the bed and see who gets there first

i did a race car with my friend

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muscle car

A muscle car fast as balls in a straight line, worthless on a track, such as in an actual race.

Muscle car driver: What's handling again?

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car warranty

A false sense of security.

When a car is under warranty and a major part needs to be replaces or fixed the dealership will do everything in their power to prove that it's not their fault. Constantly interrogating, investigating, and lying so they can put the blame on you.

Customer: "...but it should be covered under warranty. The car warranty states it can be repaired at any Taicola Dealership."
Taicola Service Manager: "It states that in the car unity deformation transformation act of 13523 that if you didn't buy your vehicle at this specific dealership we can't fix it. I'm going to have to make some phone calls and I'm going to have the CSI investigate."
Customer: "You're full of shit."

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MOMA Car

Car owned currently or formally by a pole smoker. Hence the acronym Man On Man Action.

"Geeze, I think I sat in a skeeter puddle while riding in Danny's MOMA Car!"

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