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This statement is used to describe the type of guy that always thinks girls like them or want to take a relationship to the next level. Often times the guy has very Narcissistic tendencies and has an over inflated opinion of them selves. Often used in school cultures that have a high machismo aspect and the guys can't imagine that a girl couldn't like them.
Often times the statement follows when a girl acts normal but the guy takes it as a major romantic interest.
Occasionally the guy is correct but the lack of humbleness shows his character to be very egocentric.
Jo went up to Monica and she was talking about class work. She looked at him and Jo took that look to mean that he was so attractive that he immediately thought that "She wants Me bro. Jo then turned to all his friends and told them she wants me bro.
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A response to a phase that can be interpreted as sexual innuendo said by either the male or female in a sexual relationship.
Girl 1: Wow, there smaller than I expected!
Girl 2: That's what he or she said!
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A phrase made up by ma homies.
Said when two male friends see a girl with a big booty.
Guy 1: Do she got a booty?
Guy 2: She do!
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When a girl is on the swings with a bra that is not very supportive and everything goes flying... not a pretty sight to anyone around, except the guys!
Friend 1: Did you see Kelsey on the swings yesterday?
Friend 2: Yeahh! She be lovin' them swings!
Friend 1: oh yeah! Kelsey be lovin' them swings alright!
Person 10: She pulled up to the studio
Person 1: Nobody's watching
Person 5: SAY IT AGAINNNNN
Man-sized crabs, of the female persuasion, often born out of a pact with some dark demon or wizard.
Oh my god, did you hear? She gave birth to she-crab man-twins!
Unicorns are most widely thought to be simply horses with horns, but a quick Wikipedia search will inform you that the mythology also states that unicorns can only be tamed by female virgins. Hence, if you say "she couldn't tame a unicorn," you're saying that she's not a virgin.
Guy 1: What do you think of that girl over there?
Guy 2: Her? She couldn't tame a unicorn, no chance in hell.
Guy 1: I concur. I bet she's never even been within a thousand miles of a unicorn.
Guy 2: She alone is the reason why unicorns don't exist in this world; they couldn't possibly occupy any place that is far enough from her without spoiling their innocence and purity
Guy 1: Hmm ... so that's why unicorns don't exist ... interesting theory.