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a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi
"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"
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1) A guy who is very flattering and flirty, as long as he isn't face to face with you. Usually shy, but possibly a player. So look carefully!
2) A boy you have become friends with over text message and IM. You could talk together all night and day. But, you already have a boyfriend that you don't want to leave. So the relationship stays limited to the sweet conversations you have at a distance.
I have a crush on this guy, and we talk All the time. Every night! But I don't want to break up with Nevin to chase a crush. I guess I'll have to keep him as a cell phone boyfriend.
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A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.
My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden
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yep.
isabela your boyfriends here111111!!!! -camilo
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A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.
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(n.) A short-term girlfriend or boyfriend; often acquired because the two just want a girlfriend or boyfriend, not because the two actually have a connection; speed bump partners are often teenagers (maybe as young as 13 years of age); a speed bump partner may be acquired just for shock value, e.g. to impress someone; a speed bump partner may also be acquired because he or she has something attractive to another person that should matter minimally in a relationship, e.g. a lot of money.
The term "speed bump girlfriend" or "speed bump boyfriend" gets its name from the idea that he or she works somewhat like a speed bump: it needs to be passed and will come and go quickly.
Speed bump girlfriend/ boyfriend in action:
Speaker 1: Tommy just got his first girlfriend.
Speaker 2: And Tommy is how old...?
Speaker 1: 13.
Speaker 2: She is probably just a speed bump girlfriend.
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Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life
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