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Unthrifty loveliness, why dost thou spend
Upon thyself thy beauty's legacy?
Nature's bequest gives nothing but doth lend,
And being frank she lends to those are free.
Then, beauteous niggard, why dost thou abuse
The bounteous largess given thee to give?
Profitless usurer, why dost thou use
So great a sum of sums, yet canst not live?
For having traffic with thyself alone,
Thou of thyself thy sweet self dost deceive.
Then how, when nature calls thee to be gone,
What acceptable audit canst thou leave?
Thy unused beauty must be tomb'd with thee,
Which, used, lives th' executor to be.
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A woman with large enough breasts to require a sturdy bra with at least 4 hooks in the back, usually a D cup and over 35 in size.
"Man,did you see that 4 hooker that just passed by? "
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Developed by 343Industries, Halo 4 is to Halo what Modern Warfare 2 was to Call of Duty; A completely broken game shat should have been the best in the series. The campaign is great but filled with shitty QuickTime events that ruin the fun and are even worse than in Battlefield 3; potentially good cut scenes are thrown away for a cheap imitation of a low budget CoD games. The game even throws away the opportunity for an epic final boss by having the main villan killed in a shitty anti-climactic QuickTime event. But other than that and the overpowered sniper enemies, campaign is amazing. Multiplayer has been revamped and would be the best in all halo games IF IT WASNT FUCKING BROKEN! The create-a-class system is great but they madethe DMR)so overpowered that you cant even spawn in matchmaking. And they made it so that if you even touch a barely moving vehicle you fucking die and go flying across the map. to make this problem worse theirs a fuking ghost on every map. Speaking of the maps, they are competitive but bland as hell; like the theme of one map is: White, literaly. And custom games barley even exist, you cant even make a proper deathmatch game. And to top it off; everything online lags, especaily the new spartan ops mode which is really a fake Spec Ops mode from CoD. Other than that great game
Oakley HiDef: Yo, man! you wanna play a custom game on Halo 4
Me: HAHHAHAHAHAHA Custom games in halo 4, good one.
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Masturbating in a 3-d movie, thus adding a fourth dimension to the experience.
"Dude we saw the Muppet Ride at Disney World in 4-D."
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Quite possibly the world's fastest and most well designed desktop processor. A chip specifically designed for the desktop and not a repackaged server processor. Features advanced multitasking capabilities and a 64 bit system bus.
I have a pentium 4 in my computer that will make your amd cry.
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A character from South Park whom Jerry Seinfeld did the voice for. Jerry's manager wasn't happy, but Jerry just wanted to be a part of South Park history.
Jerry Seinfeld, the best comedian ever, played Turkey #4?!?
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