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What the white kids do to the smart Chinese kid when they lose at Kahoot
Timmy: dang chang beat me again at kahoot, I’ll show him. HEY CHANG
Chang: do you need something?
Timmy: *Chinese middle finger*
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Two objects, namely one uncircumcised penis, and one other penis gently come together into a tip to tip union. Once touching, the uncircumcised male then proceeds to encapsulate the other mans shaft creating a perfect vacuum seal. Akin to a Chinese Finger Trap, once the seal has been established one of the participants then urinates to create a wee filled water balloon; this is then deposited into the third participants mouth.
Juan and Pablo were both feeling a bit bored so they decided to engage in a Chinese Water Balloon and dump it in Hector's mouth
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That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.
"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."
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A system that Chinese government uses to throw shit to the young people so they will be busy dealing with grades and have no time to rebel the dictatorship.
Chinese education system is the most fucked up system in the world.
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Fingering a woman while on her period, then proceed to paint a picture on her stomach with the blood.
Last night I was Chinese finger painting the Mona Lisa.
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An obviously Americanized/Westernized pseudonym taken by ethnically East Asian restaurant workers such as Billy, Kevin, Tony, Susan, Mary, etc.
I went to Ming Kui Lau and my server's name was Tony. No, seriously! It said that on his name tag! I mean yeah, it's probably not his real name, but his Chinese Restaurant name was Tony. Good guy, Tony...
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James, stop drinking that chinese dirt water!
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