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A man from Yorkshire. Of course, it's a highly coveted attribute that's only achievable by having a mother with enough foresight to realise the best place to go to give birth. Sadly, those who're unfortunate enough to be born outside of Yorkshire (say, for example, in Lancashire) do tend to get rather jealous and slag Yorkshire men and women off.
See also Yorkshireman.
Michael so was upset about not being a Yorkshire man that he embarked upon a desperate smear campaign against the county, revealing his own inferiority and fascination with sheep.
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Alias for an individual of exceptional intelligence whose mental capacity far surpasses average joe or even fucking intelligent joe. Derived from Dustin Hoffman's depiction of Kim Peek in the 1988 film of the same title.
Richard you will now be known as Rain Man because of your ability to solve mechanics problems that leave the rest of us perplexed and scratching our balls.
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Man-pon: a tightly wound paper towel or toilet paper approximately 6 inches in length that is placed between the ass cheeks to prevent... leakage. Developed in the mid-90's in response to the use of "O-lean" vegetable oil substitute which caused anal leakage in many subjects. When "O-lean" was no longer found in food products, the Man-Pon was nearly eradicated from the shelves until recently with the emergence of "Alli" a supplement that is taken for weightloss which causes a person to bypass all fats through their GI tract, resulting in a drippy anus.
I have diarrhea and allergies... I should put in a Man-Pon to prevent any accidents from sneezing.
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A man who has a crush on another man without sexual attraction.
"Hey, Ted. I heard you spent the night over at Dave's."
"Yeah, we played twister and scrabble and watched movies, and spent all night talking, bizzatch."
"Dude, you're 35, acting like you're 12, and you're using his language. You've got a man crush."
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A thong with a special "cup" to hold the male genitalia.
Girlfriend: "I just like to go to sleep wearing a T-shirt and Panties!"
Boyfriend:"Me Too!!!!"
Girlfriend:"Panties??
Boyfriend:"Ummmm... MAN PANTIES!!!"
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Out from the night, from the mists steps a figure
No one really knows his name for sure
He stands at 6'6" head and shoulders
Pray he never comes knocking at your door.
Say that you once bought a heart or new corneas
But somehow never managed to square away your debts?
He won't bother to write or to phone you
He'll just rip the still-beating heart from your chest!
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
Now you can run, you can hide, you can try to...
But he always has a way of finding you
He will come at your weakest hour
When no one's around who might rescue you.
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
And none of us are free from this horror
For many years ago, we all fell in debt
New body parts were needed to perfect our image
And until our debts are clear, we will live in fear of the--
(REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN, REEEEEPOOOO MAAAAAAN)
The Repo Man has a thankless job... somebodys gotta do it.
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A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker
Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse
Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down
Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man
Him : like who Babe ???
Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!
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