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Stealth pig

A person that is walking down the street
Looks awesome from behind

But as you pass them and look closer total pig

O look at her awesome

O shit total stealth pig

by Captaincaveham December 17, 2018


Pig puss

When Brad gets cold his manhood resembles a pigs puss!

Brad has a pig puss about camping in the northeast in November.

by Edogg August 28, 2017


Pig Jugs

When a human creature possesses large baggy breasts that jiggle relentlessly on all occasions.

Dude, did you see his mom? It looked like her pig jugs were all over the place today!

by thehombre June 3, 2011


pig spying

Hiding in a large piece of antique furniture so you can jerk off to the noises your mother makes when she's fucking the family dog

"Damn, dude, I nearly fractured my wrist pig spying dat ho!"

by The Gorgon June 5, 2015


Slippery Pig

When you lube her up and alternate between the pussy ass one for one. Typically a larger woman by not required.

Becky - He gave me the slippery pig and I can't do hard
Jill - dwaaam

by Dirty Abomination July 19, 2019


Guinea Pig

Guinea pigs are a furry ball, or a potato. They have little squeakers that sound like a pig being stabbed, and can go off when they hear you, the fridge opening, a bag crinkle, or if they see food.

Whenever they eat, they make little potato baby’s. Usually after eating you’ll find a mound of these. Sometimes they’ll go back for seconds sometimes and will eat the potato baby’s.
A furry potato can also be a skinny piggy which is a peeled potato.

The guinea pig was eaten by the Inca

by Peznuttychu September 20, 2019


Bike Pig

#1)Police officer on a bicycle.

Man I was riding my bike downtown when this Bike Pig came and said" Pull over sir !". "I was like fuck are you serious ! Fucking Bike Pig what a joke!"

by pdaddy78 March 29, 2010