Get to kiss your most dumbest friend.
Mark: Yes! I get to kiss my most dumbest friend on November 22!
November 22nd,
Thank a Lineman day. They are fat and they move other fat people for touchdowns. Even the lord knows nobody else would do it
"Yo Charlie! Are you a Lineman?"
"Yea man I play o-line."
"Well its November 22nd so thanks for being a big sexy pancaking machine"
"Uh thanks?"
Give your gf/bf ur hoodie and go on a date and then hit it at night.
November 22
Boy: Gives her his hoodie
Girl: Thanks
*hours later they sleep together
Mike Wants To Bang Ashley Day!!!
November 22: Bang Day!
The birthday of the bestest most lovable person in the whole wide world!! This person is amazing and if you lose them then you might as well lose the best thing that ever happens to you.
“Hey why is he so amazing?”
“HE WAS BORN ON NOVEMBER 22 OBVIOUSLY”