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After pooping and wiping your butt so often because of diarrhea, your butt crack chafes and hurts.
"Dude, I feel like crap as it is and NOW I have butt burn."
"That sucks."
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A manuever preformed by a spacecraft to reposition itself while in orbit of a planet
The space ship initiated a three second orbital burn to align with the space station.
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Putting both hands on a cock and twisting in opposite directions.
She was sucking me off when I farted, so she gave me a chinese burn. I haven't been able to piss right for a week.
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How birth marks are formed during birth. Birth marks are caused by the mother's pussy irritating the child's skin as the child is being born, causing a permanent scar know as a birth mark.
As little Jimmy emerged from his mother's vagina, little Jimmy received severe pussy burn on his lower back in the shape of the state of Massachusetts.
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When having sex with a drunk chick and she begins to vomit, you grab her vomit slather it on your dick and fuck her with the throw up coated member.
Parker: Miley's ass is gonna be raw for a week!
Rob: Why? What happened dude?
Parker: At Dilson's party last night she puked on me and I gave her a burning roy!
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the male predicament
the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.
a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
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someone who has smoked to much pot and are slow and cant talk right nor do they no whats going on. such as mak who will read this in learnig assistance tommorow hahaha
o mak you are such a burn out go home but i will give you smokes to stay
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