fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.

(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?

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food whitey

the feeling of dizziness and nausea you feel after eating too much food much the same feeling as smoking too much weed

i shouldn't have ate that whole kfc bargain bucket, it's given me a food whitey.

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dog food

you know what dog food tastes like? it tastes just like it smells- delicious!

Purina One Dog Chow tastes just like it smells- delicious!

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baby food

an incredibly easy task

John: I have to get a C to pass english
Bob: Thats baby food bro

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food high

a natural high occurring from eating a mighty fine meal. food highs are usually experienced by fat kids

Those fat kids Veronica and Michelle are on another food high, maybe we should join them.

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Chinese Food

(1) And god said on the four day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) I love chinese food....it always puts in a good mood
(3) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(4) Getting some chinese poontang

"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"

"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"

"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"

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cat food

Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.

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