1-An extreme bastard
2-meaning tiny penis or stupid face
3- an insult used on men
That guy is such an annoying Alex
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A guy who over exaggerates his life.
Alex said β I lifted a ton of pounds todayβ I said β no Alex ur over exaggeratingβ
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he is independent strong guy he dont mess around with bullies you might get beat up if you mess with him he is cool and smart and crazy
hey alex wanna meet me somwhere (alex: yeah sure dog
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Alex is a mean person who only cares about himself he believes nobody is as great and mighty as him. DO NOT be friends with him!
Hey Alex hows the weather? Xander: F you
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Very slow and not smart plus needs to get the young D0
also a 2 inch by 16 inch chode does occur
A sloth like retard donkey (man bear pig)
e.g alex the man bear pig
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A complete dill hole who eats bananas out of his ass and worships the gods of mother fuckering cunts. He likes to believe that he has a dick but in reality he just has a pickle shoved up his vagina. When he hears voices in his head, he is really just listening to the sound of his vagina talking to him. He also thinks that his girlfriend is good in bed, when, in reality, she is just another mother fucking whore. His nicknames often include crisp bread and schmuck fuck.
"That Alex is such a crisp bread."
"I think I saw Alex eating a banana the other day. You know what that means."
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