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Pers 1: Leck mich doch am Zückerli. Was steht da drauf?
Pers 2: Diet
Pers 1: Und was solltest du mitbringen?
Pers 2: Ohne Zucker.
Pers 1: Zero, zeroooooooo
Pers 2: Weißt du was, das ist mir jetzt zu blöd.
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The very act of my plotting points on a pair of x–y axes and being conscious of it proves my existence, unless my action is taking place in a dream.
If Donald Trump can say, “I tweet, therefore I am,” then René Descartes can say “I coordinate, therefore I am.”
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A seriously funny line from the Nationwide Insurance "Vanishing Deductible" commercial.
Guy: Every year you don't have an accident, your deductible goes down!
One year- *Guy fades slightly*
The next year- *Fades again*
Keeps fading and says "Where am I GOING, CARL?!"
*Guy disappears completely*
Carl: (in a sort of giggly, high pitched voice)
....That was awesome!
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I am Number Four is the straight up worst name choice for a movie because obviously I am Number Three would have made so much more sense. Because 3 is a number coming after 2, but not overshadowing it. Also a number coming directly before 4 but refussing to be bullied or made feel less than by it. Strong number, yet emotionally sensative. In other words a number that knows its place.
Dude, that movie choice was SUCHHH a I am Number Four Choice
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When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ?
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
When you are facing a Very Hard Job,and you are on your own.
" Who am I Donkey Kong ? "
slang Used in London UK and little italy New York.
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The coronavirus’s motto until its days on earth are numbered—when the chances of its deadliest strand winning the viral war are near-zero; henceforth, it would journey to hell and to other galactic regions to claim more lives.
Ms. Corona had to compromise with Lucifer, who wanted her to adopt the slogan “I kill, therefore I am.”; instead, the Father of lies decided to let her use “I infect, therefore I am.”
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a insult people say when the person you are talking to is a fag, and you don't want to continue the conversation.
well guess what? I am the definition of ur mom.
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