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A shit game that wastes 4 hours worth of time, and brain cells galore. Played by fat rednecks who have the brain capacity of an amoeba. Nobody outside a limited number of people from the US actually care about it, and the occasional Canadian. Not worth five cents, but vastly overvalued.
Hey, it's Football!
No, you moron! That's American Football. Real football is what people outside the US play.
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lame worthless show that wastes everyones time because once it gets to the top ten everyone gets contracts
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A internationally irrelevant sport that is very boring to 99% of the planets population. THe only reason Americans care so much about it is because they invented it and its part of their culture. Kind of like how Japanese people carea about sumo wrestling and no one else does. Another similarity between American football and sumo wrestling is the overweight "athletes". In this sport, a 350lb tub of lard can be considered a "star".
American: The whole world watches the Superbowl!!
Englishman: What a "superbowl"? Some kind of fruit salad?
Brazilian: Huh? Sorry never heard of it..
Italian: Don't know what that is.
INSERT NATIONALITY HERE: WTF is american football? Looks like a pussified version of rugby with padding.
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clothing store where people with a sense of style shop.
Guys who wear AE make the girls melt. Like me. I get more girls than the stud who wears wal-mart.
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An airline subsidiary of American Airlines. They operate smaller aircraft in order to provide feeder service from smaller markets to their hubs in Dallas, New York, Chicago, and Miami.
Fleet:
EMB-135
EMB-140
EMB-145
CRJ-700
ATR-72
"I booked an American Airlines flight, but it's actually operated by American Eagle."
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A sport in which a group of players with assigned positions and jobs on the field try to score Touchdowns by either running or passing the ball down a 100yd. field.
Typically insulted by European peoples and compared to the sport of Rugby.
Often considered not as hard as Rugby, due to the addition of body padding, though the padding is completely necessary. Back in the late 1890's-1920's, there was an astounding number of football related injuries and deaths due to the lack of bodily protection offered to players. Players still receive injuries and are still considered by some to be playing a life threatening sport, but the addition of hard plastic helmets with facemasks and pads add durability and endurance to players.
usually demands that players be in peak physical and mental condition, due to having to run a 100yd field, dodge defenders and linemen, and catch passes made by the Quarterback. Mental strength is required for memorizing all of the terminology associated and with memorizing all of the plays utilized by the teams and coaches.
Often compared to Rugby, American Football is a physically and mentally demanding sport requiring speed, strength, agility, and endurance.
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Truly the Cars of the gods, More Based on Torque than HP, More on Performance than looks, Car that every true auto fan should have. They are loud but that shows how strong it is. Cons are it a gas chugger.
"all Japanese cars and Euro's don't stand a chance against american Muscle"
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