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An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
A man's dress shirt that has a color or pattern, except on the collar and cuffs, which are white. Asshole shirts are frequently set off with gold cufflinks or a tie clip. So called because the great majority of men who wear them are assholes.
I don't trust that politician/commentator/etc. because he often wears an asshole shirt on camera.
Look out! The boss is wearing an asshole shirt today.
It’s when their are little shits caught in your butt hair and it looks like chocolate chips
Damn I don’t want to eat you ass it looks like an asshole cookie
A colloquial term used mainly by atheists in religious debate forum as a Hail Mary attempt at answering how the Big Bang came from nothing.
“Mr. Harris I need you to explain specifically and mechanistically how every galaxy and object in our universe came from an infinitesimally small singularity 13.8 billion years ago.” ——— “Adele’s Asshole” —— *Uprourious Godless Applause*
Former Maryland Governor Robert L. Ehrlich, Jr.
"Wow, Governor Ehrlich vetoed another piece of good legislation? He's such a gaping asshole!"
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A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!
Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.
With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
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Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.
This is his wipe rug, he has a leaky asshole.
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