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(Noun) It is a method of seduction that consists of making sure to be in the same close geographical location as the target for the seduction. Can be executed by any being of the animal kingdom.
“Just be there. No matter where he goes, be there. If he gets a drink, be there. If he talks to his friends, be there. At the end of the night, be there. It’s called the Joe Biden.” - Winston Bishop
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Someone who can’t put a basic sentence together. Usually this person will misidentify his granddaughter for his dead son. The only people who like this person are either mentally retarded or racist or both.
Wow dude, you’re eyes are crossed, you’re drooling, and you haven’t left your basement in a week, are you joe Biden?
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Old Joe living rent free in your head
*A car hits a sign because the driver sucks at turning*
Driver: "This must be Biden's fault!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Spectator: "Damn son that is some extreme Biden Derangement Syndrome you got."
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The worst president in United States history. However, some people still support him.
Man: "Let's go Brandon!"
Joe Biden: "Let's go Brandon I agree!"
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1) An old, out of touch senile man who clearly has dementia who fucked Andrew Yang and Bernie Sanders right in the ass and proved how broken the two party system and electoral college are. Still, he's marginally better than Donald Trump, the old, out of touch, racist senile man. Previously served as Barack Obama's vice president, now is serving as the president president.
2) To try and make a compromise where both parties lose just enough to suspect the other side got the better cut.
3) To forget what one is doing, where one is, or even in extreme cases, your own identity.
'Joe Biden just got inaugurated, so the country won't explode for another 4 years.'
'Bro stop pulling a Joe Biden'
'Dude the other day I got totally Joe Bidened when I was searching Amazon, I completely forgot that I was out of toilet paper and food.'
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