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scout bird

The dead offspring of the Spycrab, being in Team Fortress 2 flying around the surroundings of pl_upward and ctf_2fort for half a day before Valve patched the glitch, knocking the species into extinction. The scout bird was discovered by a lone youtuber in the wild playing plr_hightower when he found a bug caused by the Atomizer recent patch. This bug was performed by holding the Mad Milk and dying in spawn, dropping the milk on the floor, and picking it up while holding down m1 with the mad milk in hand. Doing this causes the scout to enter an A-posed state. In this state, you are allowed infinite double jumps, allowing the scout to fly. Note that the scout cannot attack during this state. Unfortunately, the TF2 team saw this bug and quickly patched it up before it was a day old.

those scout birds should get kicked...

by tf2faninc March 30, 2018


bird shitivity

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

by Travis Seedil April 21, 2008


curly bird

A forward free thinker. Outspoken attitude towards people with less than an average IQ. Supports pajamas at all times of the day. A need for curly hair and high life.

Curly bird was intoxicated to the point of incoherence.

by Pbarth November 21, 2017


fur bird

a male crotch with an exceptionally large bush

I went out on my third date with Rick last night and he has a total fur bird!

by motorninja March 18, 2014


ouzel bird

Ouzel Bird : a bird which flies around in circles ever getting smaller, the faster the bird flies the smaller the circles become, eventually consuming the bird from head to tail.

The worker tried too hard and turned into an Ouzel Bird

by Comic01 June 15, 2017


jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020


Bird Hair

When someones logic is so fucking absurd that you cannot comprehend how their thinking works.
Originally a Norwegian word (Fuglehår) translated to English.

Damn, they gave me a list of rules to follow. I can't understand those rules, those are pretty bird hair.

by CrustySock69 July 7, 2018