morning blast off

masturbating immediately after you wake up in the morning

I had a huge boner in the morning so i commenced my morning blast off

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Blast it out the Rear

A term signifying it is time to engage in an activity. Comparable to "blow this popsickle stand".

Phil: OK, let's blast it out the rear!
Kyle: WTF?

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Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

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blast from the mast

when you are compulsively masterbating and you have a flashback from your childhood

Mom, i realized i miss you after my blast from the mast.

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blast them fools

to shoot and or kill someone or people

yo blast them fools and we'll stab out

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Heath Arctic Blast

When you blow your load in a chicks face and then throw heath bar crumbs at her face.

Last night i gave my girlfriend a heath arctic blast to the face.

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blasted meat patty

When a girls vag is 3-6 inches wide and or brown or purple. Usually found when black girls have lots of "mileage".

I dropped my keys in her blasted meat patty.

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