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the natural bowel movement caused from an all-you-can-eat mexican buffet, when gallons of acid come screaming out your anus causing it to burn your anal hairs, while releasing the rest through your mouth
Smokin hot bloody pupe came rushing out of me after going down on my girlfriend and getting a mouthful of herpes
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This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.
two in the bloody, one in the muddy-
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What an Australian ranch hand says at the end of every sentence.
Yeah.. Bruce was bangin some chick the other weekend erh some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay.
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The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
What British people call potato chips.
Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!
Person 2: Really? No way!
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What lazer beam says at the start of a video
G-day g-day you bloody legends Lazer Beam here back with another video
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1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.
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