Shrimp Boats is a-Comin'

1. When a girl who smells like marine life "down under" achieves orgasm

2. A song written in 1951 by Paul Howard Weston and sung by Jo Stafford (can be sung whenever a girl who smells like marine life achieves orgasm)

*when going down on a chick who smells like marine life down below*

Her: "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

You: "Oooooooooooooh.... Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' their sails are in sight! Shrimp Boats is a-Comin' there's dancin' tonight!"

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just off the boat

naive, simple

He acts like he is just off the boat.

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White people boats

Kayaks

Let's go down the river in our white people boats.

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I know boats

a know all, after a tv ad for a range of clothing.

guy loading people on to a boat
another guy comes up and comments on how many people the 'captain' is loading, to which the captain replies 'don't talk to me about boats, I know boats'

the captain steps onto the now overloaded boat and goes straight thru the deck.

person 1 'are you sure you know how to wire up that house'

person 2 'yeah it's simple, it's just some wires'

person 1 'i know boats'

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French Motor Boat

While having a bowl of milk, dipping the male genitals into the bowl your partner then proceeds to blow bubbles in the milk bowl with a straw.

"Dude, I got a French Motor Boat ride last night. Whatchou know about that holmes."

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The Little Man in The Boat

The little man in the boat is a term used to describe a woman's clitoris

She likes to tickle the little man in the boat

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Luna's Boat Song

*To the other person to write a definition* Yes it is a good song and the game is the shit but this isn't the place for those kinds of "definitions"... ;D

Example of what I'm talking about:

See Neverwinter Nights. Yes the game is the shit but it isn't the place for that.

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