Breakfast Buritto

Don't you mean Justin, not Jesse?

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breakfast meat

Your chubby, when your girl finishes it off first thing in the morning. Also known as an alarm cock when you get her started before she wakes.

"Hey, you were late to the meeting this morning."
"Yeah, had to finish serving up some breakfast meat."
"Sausage?!?"
"Damn straight!"

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breakfast of champions

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

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dog's breakfast

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

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Arsehole to breakfast time

In today's language this translates as 24/7

The lads worked their bollocks off from arsehole to breakfast time to get it completed

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Szymon’s special breakfast

Originating from London’s trendy East End in 2019. When you wake with breakfast in bed, and the breakfast consists of really thick lines of cocaine you snort early in the morning.

“Do you want Szymon’s special breakfast?” -Sure, that’ll wake me up!-

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Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.

Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.

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