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Brian is the skater that can't skate good, most likey mongo pushes and mall grabs. He doesnt like getting his feet wet and he's half "asian " but we all know he aint a noodle, he's just a nigga. Also he doesn't eat meat except for mine.
Woah is that Brian?! I heard his pussy stanky as fuck .
a wooden toaster that will use every CapriSun in ur house to jerk off at night.
Brian’s are athletic players to the game and girls. people named Brian are so wishy washy they can’t stay in a relationship. They will put other people in danger and not care about how their actions affect others. They are self centered people that are loved by their parents but hated by their friends.
Friend 1: “Did you hear what Brian did?”
Friend 2: “No what happen?”
Friend 1: “He tries to drive his girl home drunk from the party”
brian is honestly the best guy you could ever come across. he’s a very hard working man and would do anything for the person he loves. he’s very strict on his own feelings but is also scared to lose people. he’ll do anything to keep you happy and smiling. he loves spider-man and god of war ,, he wants to experience every little thing w his one and only and he gives you his very best no matter what. he’s very sensitive though and he must be protected and loved at all costs. and i’m so glad i get to call this one brian mine < 3
brian is the most prettiest boy ever.
1. Over sized phalanges, provoking the movement of joysticks on a play station 4 control.
2. The absence of user skills in madden 18.
Bro why do you suck so bad at madden?
Don’t you see my Brians? I can never do anything correct because of these dam brians.
Brian is the love of my life. He’s someone that has been there for me through everything. From the worst to the best times in my life. He’s the one. He’s made me the happiest i’ve ever been. He’s never let me down, not one.
He’s irreplaceable, don’t ever let a guy go named “Brian”. You’ll definitely regret it. He’s someone to treat you better than anyone else. He’s there for you when you need it. Whatever you do, love this man forever.
Who’s that?
That’s Brian, the love of my life l.
The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.
"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night