A wicked awesome set of matching kayaks that often are seen enjoying the crisp waters of the Pacific Northwest.
We should take brad and chad 2.0 on the lake and paddle our butts off!
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Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Chad Nut November (CNN) in conversation:
Person 1: "I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting."
Person 2: "You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after 2-3/10's if you do."
Person 1: "Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers."
Person 2: "Good luck man."
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the MOST powerful Chad in the Chad universe. He surpassed the Alpha Giga Chad which is so cracked at this point. Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad is the most powerful being in the world. If a girl see him, the girl will orgasm 10x at the speed of light-years. His ego is so and very Godly. He killed Jesus and Muhammad at the same time.
Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad will come to universe and fuck all of the girls and girl pornstars, hence, the big three in porn
Mia khalifa, lana rhoades, and REDACTED
and he will evolve into the MOST OP CHAD IN THE UNIVERSE
Person 1:im the giga Chad, im the most powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:shut up I can defeat you in seconds
person 1:then who the hell are you and what are you
me:im th ultra giga super ultimate alpha sussy giga Chad
person 1:*gasp* kill me and fuck me
ULTRA GIGA SUPER ULTIMATE ALPHA SUSSY CHAD IS NUTS
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this being is known as god himself if anyone crosses his path they will be struck by lightning and die instantly giga chads of all chads and giga chads of all giga chads of all giga chads are the only ones he will spare after you die your soul gets stolen by him and your fate is going insane from the immence power he gave you
he also has the giga glance the giga strangle and the giga slam his one true power is the giga lightning and his giga punch they both kill you instantly but you feel all the pain when you die and go to hell the giga punch sends you straight to hell giga chads have no idea what there getting into when they see this god aka the giga chad of all giga chads of all giga chads of all chads
person1: *gets struck by lightning and dies*
person2: same
the giga chad of all giga chads of all giga chads of all chads is the strongest thing on earth and is known as god and satan mixed
Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.
Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.
Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad
the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp
have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter