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Created In Sunland-Tujunga by J-Obar in 2006 for the meaning of dank soo good it hits you harder than you're favorite deep dish from California Pizza Kitchen.
person 1:"Upson?"
person 2: "what the fuck is Upson?"
person 1: "Chillin dude, about to smoke some of that California Pizza Kush."
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City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
You're from Mission Viejo, California? Hows the weather?
Constantly perfect.
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When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.
I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.
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When a male pulls out and cums in a line on a woman's belly, and proceeds to snort it off.
I did California Crack off my girlfriend last night.
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when your fucking a girl while shes on her period. Collect any blood in a cup, proceed to throw it in her face and yell "SURFS UP!"
"i just fucked my girl, it was a california blood bath."
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When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.
I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.
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when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale
jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!
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