the candy cane

having sex with a girl whilst she is on her period, then pulling out and then getting head so the blood and cum swirl together to make a "candy cane"
(n)-a candy cane-the dick afterwards
(v)-to candy cane-performing the candy cane

that wench was crazy enough to let me make the candy cane

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candy kane

The perfect Christmassy name if you are called Kane.

Can be edited to 'Candy Cane', 'Cain' or other such variations.

Kane: I feel so depressed. It doesn't feel like christmas.
Jane: change your name to candy kane!!!
candy kane: YAYYYYYY.

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I-Candy

I-Candy is Internet based 'Eye-Candy', consisting of hot chicks or hot guys
(Not to be confused with I-Carly)

"Hey clifford, you got a date for tonight?"
Clifford: "Errrrr, I'm not going out, I'm staying home with my computer, and looking at some I-Candy"

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butt candy

As in "Can I have that butt candy" in reference to eating or fucking the ass of a girl with a boombastic booty

"Yo I don't want to date the bitch, I just want to taste the butt candy."

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candy jar

A girl's cunt or vagina. This comes from the phrase "eat out" and the fact that men want to get inside of it.

Used especially for fat or more experienced girls who have a loosened up twat which is literally like a jar (big and open).

"I want to get my face inside her candy jar and eat everything inside!"

"I fucked her in the candy jar and she came back for more."

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candy hands

a person who compulsively masturbates,or a person who constantly touches women's "goodies"

Man 1:that teacher is hot!
Man 2:hey, want to get that dude in trouble?

Man 1:hell yeah!i've heard he is a candy hands

Man 2:i guess we'll be witnesses in the next sexual harassment lawsuit.

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candy shop

A situation that is created when a girl is wearing edible chocolate panties (or a thong), has just received a hot load of semen all over and inside her vagina, and simultaneously has her period. The wonderful kaleidoscope of tasty colors (brown, white, red) gives the illusion of a candy shop. Dig in!

Come on Sierra, let's go buy an edible thong, I feel like a trip to the candy shop tonight!

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