Random
Source Code
Random
a black guy in the dark. he/she cannot be seen, but he/she is always there! x.X
ayo there was so many captain midnights all around me!
5👍 10👎
He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name
Captain crunch is a snacc.
5👍 12👎
Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
5👍 11👎
A naive altruist. A man who has archaic notions about women. He operates under the delusion that women are the weaker sex and therefore must be supported and defended from harm by him. He will support and defend women to his own detriment
Sir - The knight in shining armor coming to the rescue of the damsel in distress and filled with chivalric notions about women.
Captain - steering the financial ship - Providing all monetary support to a woman or women and their children.
Sir - In Miguel de Cervantes - Don Quixote - Quixote believes that he is an errant knight. He has delusional fantasies of rescuing fair Dulcinea and woos her. In reality, Dulcinea is a scullery maid named Aldonza. She is a self-proclaimed prostitute that has been with every guy in town.
Captain - The Captain would marry and support the town whore and help her raise her illegitimate children while she is banging every other guy in town behind the Captain's back.
"Let's go down and do Sir-Captain's wife while he's out working his other job."
7👍 16👎
Tea bagging with shaved balls.
Your shaved balls rubbing all over my face, now that's a captain stubing!
6👍 13👎
a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.
looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
6👍 13👎
Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.
go to:
captainawesome1.tripod.com
Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
23👍 71👎