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A wicked awesome set of matching kayaks that often are seen enjoying the crisp waters of the Pacific Northwest.
We should take brad and chad 2.0 on the lake and paddle our butts off!
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Instead of No Nut November (NNN), where you have to go the entire month of November without busting a nut even once, the rule of Chad Nut November (CNN) is that you can only nut with the help of others. This means that nutting in any sexual activity with a partner is allowed, but you are not allowed to bust the nut yourself.
Be a true alpha male, release your inner Chad, and have sex with human beings instead of your hand.
Good luck.
Chad Nut November (CNN) in conversation:
Person 1: "I'm too much of a bitch to do No Nut November, i just don't think i can go an entire month without nutting."
Person 2: "You can always try Chad Nut November, but you should probably just try to go after 2-3/10's if you do."
Person 1: "Good idea! And you're right, i probably cant pull anything better at the moment, but after i complete Chad Nut November i will have alpha male superpowers."
Person 2: "Good luck man."
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the MOST powerful Chad in the Chad universe. He surpassed the Alpha Giga Chad which is so cracked at this point. Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad is the most powerful being in the world. If a girl see him, the girl will orgasm 10x at the speed of light-years. His ego is so and very Godly. He killed Jesus and Muhammad at the same time.
Ultra Giga Super Ultimate Alpha Sussy Giga Chad will come to universe and fuck all of the girls and girl pornstars, hence, the big three in porn
Mia khalifa, lana rhoades, and REDACTED
and he will evolve into the MOST OP CHAD IN THE UNIVERSE
Person 1:im the giga Chad, im the most powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me:shut up I can defeat you in seconds
person 1:then who the hell are you and what are you
me:im th ultra giga super ultimate alpha sussy giga Chad
person 1:*gasp* kill me and fuck me
ULTRA GIGA SUPER ULTIMATE ALPHA SUSSY CHAD IS NUTS
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Doesn't matter which way the market goes the derivatives chad always makes money.
Speaks fluent Greek. Basically invented Gamma Convexity. Trades options on Zeta Markets.
Did you see Marty's PnL last week? The guy is such a derivatives chad
the most gamer chad in minecraft, he can build, godbridge, and ez pvp
have you heard of wallibear?
yes, he is the chad ultimate minecrafter
Ted x Chad combines the alpa-like characteristics of a Korean male and stereotypical white frat bro in his 20s always throwing down, shotgunning beers like there is no tomorrow.
Mr. Stealyogirl will black out with his cock out and wake up with your bitch.
Gook: Yo Ted Chad wanna get some drinks?
Ted Chad: Nah bro, (throws gang signs), Imma make some bulgogi and kimchi, pop a xan and bang a hoe
the art of pouring pissing in your parters vagina, then getting your dog to lick it clean. the world record for the quickest time was 24 seconds.
jerome- bro i just tried the chads kettle
ben- na no way