A manipulative douche bag womanizer. Commonly found in areas with limited male selection.
After sleeping with both of them, he tried to turn the sorority girls against each other. Javier Andres Saenz III is such a chode cake.
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Coolest mother fucker you've ever met. He has a massive cock and gets all the bitches. He is a dank freestyler and a legend of his own
Bode the Chode is amazing.
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Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.
Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.
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When blood from a woman's vagina or from a man's rectum leaks out and dribbles down over the area between their rectum and genitals, dries out, and becomes caked on the skin.
Your taking a shower , you look down and see blood under your nut sack and you say "Gross...chode salsa".
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A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.
Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...
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A penis wider than it is round, with more mass in hair than actual cock.
Brit loves the hairy chode, its a southern tradition.
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