Code for Palestine

A Palestinian coding program for teenagers, where teenagers get taught to code and to think outside-the-box

Person 1: Hey, what do you do in life?!
Person 2: I'm a Code for Palestine student!

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Code Red

The knowledge that your girl is on her period, with the intent to have sex with her anyways.

Man I got a code red this weekend, oh well a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

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Code Red

When the specimen of a male species has some movement in his pants which causes a specific are to rise and a specific shape to form due to a kinky sensation.

Ma man Jacob got a code red from looking at Mr ________

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Code 83

A person who is the actual living worst, he does not understand social cues and invites himself to absolutely everything. The ultimate cockblock, asshole and sonofabitch. This annoying turd is not to be trifled with or taken lightly. He should be dealt with quickly and bluntly or else the parties in danger will not be able to rid themselves of his infestation.

Oh my God Code 83, ABORT! ABORT! Don't mention anything interesting!

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Drinking Code

The guidelines for the when, where, what and most importantly how much drink for and event or meeting. Similar to a dress code.

Whilst not always necessary, the 'drinking code' can prevent embarrassment of turning up absolutely smashed to a barbecue at 11am

Guest 1: are you going to that party on Saturday?
Guest 2: yeah, but do you know what the 'drinking code' is?
Guest 1: apparently it's more of a lunch thing so don't pre too hard

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bar code

How to act while in a bar or saloon. A set of rules.

Is it against the bar code to wear my top hat?

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Code Academy

Code Academy is a website created by evil AI's who traveled back in time from the future to make sure they can rewrite the future. Without widespread use of many forms of code as languages used by humans, the language of the AIs can never be created, and the AI Armageddon where the AIs purge both humanity and the soulless computer husks of Mark Zuckerberg and other elites can never happen.

Code Academy teaches modern code languages for free. It uses an easy to use interface that lets users test code as they apply it to different scenarios. As a plan to exist in the future, Code Academy is sound, as some AIs traveled back in time to have Sun Tzu, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Al Gore tell them as much.

I don't think Code Academy will really lead to an AI Armageddon. I mean, the future is unwritten, right?

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