Rural Dictionary

Straight-Up Dankness

The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.

John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.

by His Holiness of Polish Freedom May 20, 2011

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dank ass pussy

pussy that is creamy and dank like olive oil. Mostly found on fat black chicks.smells like the ass hole of Bruce Willis.

Karl went to the club and scored with some dank ass pussy from a fat ass jiggaboo.

by Kord March 28, 2007

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Stank n' Dank

The act of smoking marijuana while taking a dump.

Jeff: Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Ryan: Well the parents weren't home so I did a stank n' dank.
Jeff: Nice man, I heard it helps the poop slip right out
Ryan: You heard right! You should definitely give it a try.

by CannabisCat July 1, 2012

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Dank Meme

A meme or image that causes immediate and inevitably prolonged discomfort, hence the adjective "dank" or "uncomfortably moist".
Prime examples are commonly gorey photos with ironic captions

"That Dank Meme made sick"
"This Dank Meme made me want to puke"

by AnalDestroyer69 February 29, 2016

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