Facebook Date

When you and a friend post on one of your walls and it goes to 10 comments or over.

Dave: Dude I totally had a date with Tina last night! Frank: No way! She would never date you. Dave: Yeah she would man, we facebook dated! We talked for 15 whole posts!

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Mate Date

Something you would normally do with a girl but instead you do it high with your guy friends as no females are available.

(Being in the high state makes it not gay)

Hey bro she doesn't want to go to the movies shall we make it a mate date?

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blind date

This is any date at any time with any person. It could be a random person, or someone you have been dating for years. Do you ever really know the other person? I think not. Love is blind.

Dick to Susie (on a blind date after they've been dating for three months): Wanna have a three some?

Susie to Dick: Jesus you're such a dick.

Susie (to herself): When did Dick become such a perv? This was a bad idea.

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Stork Date

To go on a blind date only to find that your date resembles a stork.

Man, Brian hooked me up with this girl and she was a total stork! *stork date

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Go on a date

Go on a date is exactly the same as hanging out specially when it comes to Max and Ecem

I'll go on a date tomorrow evening with Ecem

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speed date

to partake a social engagement with a member of the opposite sex while on the drug Speed. While on the date everything moves remarkably fast. see quick.

Tony and Mariela went out to the Mongolian barbecue, drove to the lake, got a speeding ticket on the way, sprinted down the beach, removed their clothing, did the deed, kissed each other good night, and returned home in a matter of 4.2 seconds

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speed date

A method of masturbation that has to be performed quickly.

I broke up with my girlfriend so I had to speed date before work.

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