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Bubble Skin Disease

The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.

It was created from

The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.

The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.

He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.

by VENdyMachine June 28, 2022


Balloon’s Head Disease

The code word for Airhead.

Wow that Psychopath has balloon’s head disease, don’t say the real word otherwise he’ll kill us all.

by Sonar System September 15, 2023


Toxic Totterdown Disease

The outcome of having to go to Totterdown in car with a questionable handbrake, getting stuck and consequently getting ridiculed by yucky people. Leaving you needing plenty of time to recover from the trauma.

Liv: Are you okay Debbie you look stressed?
Debbie: I’ve just come back from Totterdown and have a bad case of toxic Totterdown Disease

by Liddypaws September 04, 2023


Tadj-Kapp Disease

A rare form of erectile dysfunction in which afflicted males experience opposite physical reactions when in states of

sexual arousal or normal mood.

All those poor bastards can't get it up to wank off to some porn. -Unknown Reporter

Thanks to this Disease I cant sit on the train without women feeling like I'm checking them out, shit's tough ya know? - Tadj-Kapp Disease Victim

by Canyounottakethisdamnnamepeopl January 25, 2021


Cringe-arial Disease

A blend word of Cringe and venereal used on social media when you cannot get rid of a trending topic, or person that is extremely cringe-worthy.

I can’t seem to get this guy off my time line😩
I’ve been cringe free for almost 2 weeks after muting him!
This guy is a cringe-arial disease on twitter....he just won’t go away😭

by MMA GODS August 28, 2019


Genetic Fart Disease

A fictional illness, often used as an excuse for excessive and putrid farting.

"Konstantinos can't help burning your nostrils with his putrid farts, it's not his fault - he has Genetic Fart Disease!"

by stanley124 September 20, 2019


E. Brown's Disease

A genetic condition that causes retinal detachment and extremely poor bowel control.

"Damn it! I can't see anymore and I'm shitting every four seconds!" "Dude that sucks! I bet you've got E. Brown's Disease!"

by KLRBEAN March 25, 2022