king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

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flong your dong

Beat your pud.
Beat your meat.
Beat off.
Tap your log.

If you would like to flong your dong with a group of liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with some simpering fags. They love to beat their puds together on the street corner.

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Ding Dong Ditch

The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.

Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.

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ding dong

A Hostess brand cake; OR, Shitting on someone's chest, smashing it down to form a round cake-like shape, then jizzing on it to create the curly frosting.

Jourdyn- "hey baby, wanna give me a ding dong tonight?'
Joe- "Only if you'll eat it this time!"

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Ding dong bitch

A girl who has promised you that she will become your girlfriend or has led you to believe she will give you sexual favors but does not.

The girl is referred to as the 'bitch' and her act of Jewing you out of sexual promises represents the game 'ding dong ditch' like she rang your doorbell but isn't at the door.

"Dude, did you hook up with that one chick that said wanted your dick more than air?"

"Nah dude. She's a real ding dong bitch."

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Ding Dong Dome

n. The act of receiving fellatio from a whore (possibly a fatty) and then ditching her immediately after you bust the nut by sneaking through the window (or nearest exit) while her back is turned.

1. I confused the fuck out of that bitch when I pulled the old Ding Dong Dome on her dumb ass.

2. I was not trying to fuck that fatty nor was I trying to sleep there; I'm glad I knew how to Ding Dong Dome. WHEW!

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donk-de-dong

pronounced just as it sounds, referring to one's large penis. This term is not used for bragging rights or comparisons to John Holmes. By definition; longer and wider than a jumbo magic marker. anything smaller than that and all I have to tell you is, "sorry."

I'll take my donk-de-dong and give her a poke or two. or My donk-de-dong is so big I could bitch slap you with it from here.

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