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A sex act involving three men in which one man receives anal while performing oral while the man receiving oral defecates into his hand and smears it on the back of the receptive partner.
Would you two handsome gentlemen care to join me in a dutch mudbath?
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When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes
" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."
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When a woman wears a halter top during sex, and at the moment her man is about to climax, she whips the top down exposing her funbags and lets her man bust a nut all over them.
Man: keep that top on. I wanna dutch treat.
Woman: feel free to rip it off when you're gonna bust.
Man: Oh god! Show me your tits now!
Woman (pulling down top): nice shot!
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A polite way to call someone a douche bag in public.
You're such a Dutch Bagel.
Put your penis away in here, Dutch Bagel.
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During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
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When you have diarrhea that bad it feels like you are pissing out your arse.
"Sorry I can't come into work to day I have a bad case of the dutch piss"
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Derived from a popular and crude sexual maneuver practiced in the heavily Dutch area of Grand Rapids, Michigan. This involves anallingus with the traditional "raspberry maneuver", often used to ammuse babies by "raspberrying" the bellybutton, and a side to side head motion.
Your Dutch Pillow was the best I have had all week.
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