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When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.
Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning
A saying from the time of the English / French wars, when English prisoners of war escaped from the prison camp without say hello.
The English use this saying like this: He stepped in French.
<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>
<E.S.L.>English, Spanish, & Likari <E.S.L>
A formal noun for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an insatiable tendency to masturbate in the presence of others. "Massimo English"'s are known for their abnormally girthy micropenis (chode).However, Massmo English's are also known for being incredibly handsome and drawing the attention of muscular women.
That stud is definitely a MASSIMO ENGLISH
A predator
DANGER: THERE IS A MASSIMO ENGLISH IN YOUR AREA!
If u have a sexy english teacher (her/him) this is the national day to slap them.
Mrs. McDonald:why did u slap my ass?
Jake: Oh mrs. McDonald it’s slap your english teacher day :)
A variation of the English language used by taxi drivers and employees of CRA
In Canada there are two official languages, French and English, taxi English is not the official language of CRA