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male fail

An idiotic mistake that only a member of the male species is capable of making.

Girl: Does these pants make me look fat?
Boy: Well, uh, they don't make you look skinny.
Girl: You think I'm FAT?
Boy: What? I just said they didn't make you look skinny!
Girl: Ugh, you think I'm fat! I need to go on a diet. *runs away crying*
Boy: But I don't think you're fat...
Girls watching nearby: He should have just told her that the pants didn't make her look fat. What a male fail!

by urbana205 September 20, 2011

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Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 16, 2010

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epic fail

The ultimate type of fail. Usually used in the same sentence with as the noun "Aftershock".

Dude 1: Aftershock just pushed through a new update!!
Dude 2: Yeah I heard it was another epic fail.

by yoyoyoyoyoo April 7, 2009

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epic fail

the words commenly used in the b-off household when sam and/or rob are over playing guitar hero.

sam: EPIC FAILLLL
rob: EPIC gonna commit suicide!
sam: Epic break up!
rob: Epic FAILLLL
emily: I am an epic failure & not an epic guitar hero.

by emiiiilayy July 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009


washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016


Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!

That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!

by Potentialwasted July 8, 2015