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When you fart every time you take a step.
Oh my God, I just had a severe case of fart walk. I feel sorry for everyone on that stairwell.
When your mother cuts a loud fart.
Mrs. B. tried blaming the family dog when she cut a mom fart but everyone at the table knew it was her.
The type of fart where a little bit of non-gas comes out, necessitating a change of knickers. While the idea of getting something extra or "value-added" is generally an attractive proposition, in this case it emphatically is not, because the "plus" you get is shit.
There are many important reasons not to wear white pants but this is pretty high up there.
I was at Cost Plus getting some Glass Plus when I made a fart plus, which really sucked plus.
If someone you don't like is sleeping, crouch bare-assed over his face. Have somebody else slap his face right as you bust ass. That way, he wakes up to smell your fart and see your ass in his face.
"Hey, let's give Russ the fart-slap"
Australian for very early in the morning.
We need to get up at sparrow farts tomorrow to catch the plane.
Political aide who covers up or spins a politician's gaffs.
Don't worry about Larry, his fart catchers will take care of everything.
The noise that can be, but isn't guaranteed to be generated by the penis and breasts during rough pelvic thrusts by the male and tightly squeezed breasts usually helped by sweat, lube, or spit. Usually no foul smell results from this.
I was titty fucking my girl and we were really going at it and then she titty farted on my dick.
My wife can titty fart on command.