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To tattoo a moustache on the inside or outside of your finger, most commonly the index-finger, and placing it under your nose.
Oh my, look at Stacy, she is flashing her finger moustache.
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A test gauge process for attempting to measure a woman's willingness to engage in Anal Sex. The act consists of slyly slipping a spare digit into a woman's anus during the process of making out or intercourse. If she protests, she's unlikely to allow for anal sex. If she doesn't protest, there's a high probability that she will allow herself to be blasted in the ass.
So I was balls deep in this chick, and she was going crazy. And I dropped in a Rogue Finger, and she started bucking like a war criminal hooked up to the electric chair. So I replaced my finger with my dick and went to town. Then she went ass to mouth. What a whore.
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I think salad fingers is great.
He's one of the best cartoon's I have seen in my life (and that is a lot).
I really have no idea why he's called salad fingers though...
But I think he's great!
"I've made you a friend hat."
"Oh bubble trumps."
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To perform a cold finger, both a male and female must be present. The male must put his index and middle finger in the freezer or in ice cold water for 2 to 3 minutes. After the time has passed, the male must immediately finger the girl with the two frozen fingers, making her feel a tickling frosty sensation!!
I gave my girl the cold finger yesterday and froze the inside of her pussy!
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One of lifes most simple, yet best, pleasures.
A good show and a bucket o' chicken fingers. What could be better?
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1.v.fingering a girl on her rag and then smearing the red, bloody mess on her body, especially her upper thighs.
2.n.designs/pictures on the skin drawn with warm period blood.
1.Man! I totally finger painted Susie last night and then we washed it ff in the shower together.
2.Wow, you really get creative with those finger paintings, dont you Bob?
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The act wherein someone's preseence or actions ruins a given situation; especially, but not limited to, sporting events.
Steve really shit fingered the Mets game by watching at the apartment instead of at Cailin's.
Scotty really shit fingered me when he placed the same bet on the Notre Dame game.
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