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The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.
Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?
Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---
Example 1:
Random dude - *Lights cigarette*
Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.
Example 2:
Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
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A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.
(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
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the feeling of dizziness and nausea you feel after eating too much food much the same feeling as smoking too much weed
i shouldn't have ate that whole kfc bargain bucket, it's given me a food whitey.
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you know what dog food tastes like? it tastes just like it smells- delicious!
Purina One Dog Chow tastes just like it smells- delicious!
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an incredibly easy task
John: I have to get a C to pass english
Bob: Thats baby food bro
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a natural high occurring from eating a mighty fine meal. food highs are usually experienced by fat kids
Those fat kids Veronica and Michelle are on another food high, maybe we should join them.
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(1) And god said on the four day, let there be breaded deep fried balls of chicken, and there were....and they were good.
(2) I love chinese food....it always puts in a good mood
(3) if it ain't breaded and deep fried, then it ain't chinese food
(4) Getting some chinese poontang
"I could go for some chinese food. I'll have a 4, 45, and a 84 please"
"Where's all the chicken in these addictive greasy balls?"
"Damn that girl looks good, i needs to get me some of that chinese food!"
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