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When you eack a duck with a floppy object.
That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.
Duck caru is a bulky duck that has no hair (bold) likes to wear blue shirt that smells like trash. And it is poor with its stinky 20 dollars money. It is fat and have no food to eat so it eat the food in the garbage.
A song about ducks. The first one is the best.
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
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1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true
Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.
I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!
The act of Drinking until your ducked
"yo man are getting fucked yet?"
"nah, I'm getting ducked"
To profanely gesture with ones middle toe. Generally thought to be more offensive than the same gesture with the middle finger.
I was angry enough to remove my sock and give her the duck toe!