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When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.
When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.
When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit
I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise
A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.
somebody who slices themselves.
person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
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Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.
Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!
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Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.
Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)
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