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a very large production company. Involves smoking bowls and rapping.
Hey yo, you wanna come money fruit with me.
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When you pour a Fruit Punch Jarritos (HAS TO BE fruit punch) into a person’s anus or rectum, let it marinate, then have them squat over your face and have the mixture of marinated Jarritos and anal fluids ooze onto your face and mouth
Dam my boi she is so fine that I want to give her the ole Jalisco Fruit Punch.
When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.
When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit
I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise
A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.
Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.
somebody who slices themselves.
person 1: "hey what's that on your arm?"
person 2: "oh its just self harm scars, it's nothing."
person 1: "aww my little fruit ninja warrior!!"
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Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.
Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!
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