A parent approved way to say f**k
Child:f**k
Parent:you can’t say that
Child: fudge doodle sticks !
when a man has anal sex with someone or something and gets fecal matter on the shaft penis
dude i got a fudge popsicle last night from all the dudes a railed.
When a guy has anal sex with a girl, then she gives him a blow job.
The girl gave the best fudge Popsicle ever!!
Used to signal to others that digestive tract is ready to defecate. Similar to the term “The Flood Gates Are Open” when describing a female’s monthlies.
Ginni: Hey, you’re off in a hurry, where are you going?
Nick: I gotta get to the wiz palace fast, The Fudge Gates Are Open wide and it’s gonna be a big one.
Packing Fudge
The optimistic optomotrist was looking forward to some fudge packing on his wedding anniversary night but alas he forgot about packing fudge
butthole, rectum, anus, asshole
Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.
A polite way of calling someone a piece of shit.
"I wasn't talking at you fudge burger"