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This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
A vacation with poopy tasting cupcakes.
I was fully aroused by my German vacation.
Lil german boy gohan spends his time in discord and has L rizz and sucks at flirting
Lil german boy said, “Your pink because im hot.”
Also known as a North Dakota snowman. The German snow man is achieved by using canned air/"cleaning duster" tipping the can upside down ,then inserting the upside down can spray tip into someones anus and spraying the freezing cold substance. This freezing the person's skin.
I just gave my brother the good old German snowman("North Dakota snowman") so he'd quit complaining about being too warm .
To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.
“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”
When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.
I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss
The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.
I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.