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ghetto vision

bunny ears on your telivision set, allowing you to get only local channels

yo, illdogg, lets go ova to poppajacks house afta we slings this crack so we can watch jack that foos tv set.

that foos got ghetto vision

by byron williams February 26, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.

"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."

by tommytaco April 4, 2003

60๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Ballad

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death

Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.

by Freet94 September 21, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto celebrity

Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.

Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity

by phunnyphacephatty October 4, 2002

35๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)

1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.

by TEEG February 20, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Recycling

Many cities don't have a recycling program, and, in the hood, bums will search through people's trash for aluminum cans to turn in for some cash.

It's best to separate them out so the bum will make less of a mess, or you can discourage the bums via other means.

Oh, I wish Terre Haute had a recycling program.

We do: ghetto recycling. The bums come by and raid your trash the day before pickup for cans to turn in for beer money. Saving the environment, bums actually DOING something, free beer for them, everybody wins.

by Kliegl June 26, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ghetto Fog

An anomaly that occurs during the first warm days of summer. It is a dense cloud of smoke that pours out of the Ghetto when all of the barbecue grills and meat smokers are fired up.

"Damn Roshanda! It's smoky as hell out! Must be dat Ghetto fog again!"

by Acks1661 April 9, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž