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mandatory gift giving bush

A Christmas tree

What did Santa leave for you under the mandatory gift giving bush? (cherubic child's voice) A choo choo and a dolly and a bike and a 15" black double ended dildo with buttchugging attachment and a football and a kite and a......................

by Ramone Goodlove December 26, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Draw them giving birth

Non national day, on March 2nd is when people ask a artist for a request on Twitter or Instagram but if the artist denied that request spam them with β€œdraw them giving birth”

Person 1: give me some request that I can draw

Person 2: draw the β€œcharacter” giving birth

Person 1: No-

Person 2: draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth draw the getting birth draw them giving birth draw them giving birth

by Spoon_Sploon December 12, 2021

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


i don't give a fah

means what it says I don't give a fuck. Commonly used when sombody is talking to you and you don't care.

Bob: Dude check out that guy he has a nice-.
Werner: Dude I don't give a fah.

by pooner May 27, 2003

14πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


give him to me ugh

something that a red ferret says in a children's movie

guy 1: hey did you here that ferret say "give him to me ugh"
guy 2: yea isn't that movie supposed to be for children
guy 1: yea why the fuck did the ferret moan

by RED FERRET May 12, 2021

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


someone who gives a fuck

Sadly, no one like this exists. The shit you just said is understood by 0.00001% of people, a.k.a. you. Also, 0.00001% of people give a fuck, thus proving my point. If I were you I would suggest trying to get some friends you absolute loner. Also, congratulations. You have just got a world record. You got it for having no one give a fuck about what you said. BravoπŸ‘.

Someone: Hey I-

You: Show me someone who gives a fuck
Someone: ...

by sklep December 19, 2021

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


give that guy a manual

A demented catchphrase made up by a bunch of confused 12/13 year old FIFA lovers who probably have no life -_-

*Random guy screws up*

13-year-old dipsh*t: "Give that guy a manual!"

by DontEvenThinkAboutIt. October 18, 2013

6πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Giving you a hard time

Giving someone shit; also a double entendre

Dude 1: Man, this chick was giving me so much shit last night...
Dude 2: One could say she was giving you a hard time. ;)

by The Cherry-Popper February 5, 2011

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž