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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.

"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."

by whyen October 24, 2022


descending horse

The act of going down on a man while wearing horse masks and yelling "naah" while climaxing

At the party we walked into a couple doing the descending horse and then joined them.

by burningTinman March 26, 2015


River horse

Squeaky kid that drinks dirt water and sleeps on a couch.

I know someone that is a River horse.

by WindyButtcheeks51 July 4, 2021


Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.

The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth

by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023


Borrowed horses

A phrase after somebody makes an apology but you tell them it's too little, too late. You could see they were walking in to the mistake and their apology just won't cut it.

If somebody carelessly spills a pint of beer on a pool table and says "sorry". You reply "borrowed horses".

by 999JB February 5, 2021


horse girl

a girl that is a horse lover and only talks about horses

dang horse girls are everywhere

by Uncle Al's Trailer Park May 31, 2021


Horse Girl

A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.

Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.

by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022

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